2015 April Fools Megathread

[RandomMe]

It seeems that they have acquired the whole show.

 

[CreepyMinerLance]

You know what I'm gonna do now
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lv1R103mHbk

 

[CreepyMinerLance]

Biggs sounds like a dollar store.

 

[Jazz1000]

Splatoon Coming to Boomerang

Squid Research Labs Special Report:
Splatoon, is coming to Boomerang on May 18, 2015 at 4:30p/3:30c with encores airing at 10:30p/9:30c

 

[Francisque]

My ears..

 

[RandomMe]

Biggs sounds like a dollar store.

Well yeah, they picked up the name at random. Used to be called Panda Biggs but dropped it when they turned 4 because they thought that the "Panda" prefix was inappropriate.

 

[Megumi]

I thought you went the Steins;Gate route and went full word-salad generator.

 

[RandomMe]

Yass Bish, TeNY!

 

[CreepyMinerLance]

Yass Bish, TeNY!

YASS bish, YASS

 

[Splufay]

I normally don't find any of these April Fools threads to be all that funny, but oh my god am I eternally grateful that I was introduced to this.

 

[RandomMe]

I like these cheap imports.

 

[CreepyMinerLance]

Well yeah, they picked up the name at random. Used to be called Panda Biggs but dropped it when they turned 4 because they thought that the "Panda" prefix was inappropriate.

How is Panda Biggs innapropri- wait nvm

 

[Megumi]

Makes sense with the news that Toonami is coming back to Cartoon Network. Here's hoping they air the full OP.

 

[RandomMe]

How is Panda Biggs innapropri- wait nvm

Both channels are made for opposite demographics. Canal Panda is for pre-schoolers and Biggs is for grown-up kids.

 

[RandomMe]

TALKBACK - Another crossover [1/4]

Another crossover is due to air in a few minutes on Cartoon Network.

It's a special episode of Darwin the Merman, which crosses over with Clarence and Steven Universe.
Darwin the Merman has bound weird merpeople that look like Cartoon Network characters that he already knows. His unknown knowledge of these new characters confuse him a lot.
Title: "Darwin, Clarence and Steven".

 

[RandomMe]

The truth about Cartoon Network Portugal

Good evening,
recently CN PT has noticed a full drain in ratings. Ratings have dropped quite a lot lately, and that is noticed on the poor-quality programming.
A few days ago, I've switched to the Epsom Cable Company in Limith. I don't want to mention the fact that the channel can be viewed exclusively by merpeople, and that channel in question is CN HQ.
CN HQ has been acquired by Media Ákos while CN PT will become Boing PT thanks to Mediaset España entering our country.
The Epsom Cable Company carries CN HQ HD, another one of MÁ's triumphs.
It's channel 412 while HD is 414.

 

[RandomMe]

Just found oyt that there is a CN HQ +1, and that's channel 413 on the Epsom Cable Company.

 

[Dan's Revenge]

Makes sense with the news that Toonami is coming back to Cartoon Network. Here's hoping they air the full OP.

Only if it's the lead show -- otherwise DeMarco PROMISED a sexy 30-second intro for whenever after it airs.

 

[RandomMe]

Sometimes it IS the lead show.

 

[BlooMac]

HELP! I don't understand RandomMe's jokes

I can't enjoy April Fools to the fullest, when I have no idea what most of RandomMe's jokes mean! So help me out! I need explanations!