2015 April Fools Megathread

[Pac-Attack]

Cartoon Network Writes Off Several Classic Series

Just in, plenty of shows have been written off (including your favorites) and in addition the masters for these shows will be discarded as well. This is due to Vishnu Anthreya having a vendetta against these shows/incarnations and has requested that they'll never be seen an any form again (they can only make reboots that are Teen Titans Go! esc)

Following shows have been written off:

Dexter's Laboratory
Johnny Bravo
Cow and Chicken/I.M. Weasel
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Ed, Edd n Eddy
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Samurai Jack
Codename: Kids Next Door
Teen Titans
Camp Lazlo
Ben 10
My Gym Partner's a Monkey
Ben 10: Alien Force
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
The Secret Saturdays
Ben 10: Ultimate Alien

Vishnu has also stated he will not be writing off The Powerpuff Girls, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and Chowder since he still sees value in them and stated that they will be run to the ground on Boomerang forever (he also gave a smug look on his face).

 

[Dan's Revenge]

This should help.

 

[Dynamite Soldier]

Cartoon Network May 2015 Schedule

Effective: May 4, 2015 via Zap2it:

Weekdays:
6:00AM Teen Titans Go!
6:30AM Teen Titans Go!
7:00AM Teen Titans Go!
7:30AM Teen Titans Go!
8:00AM Teen Titans Go!
8:30AM The Amazing World of Gumball
9:00AM The Amazing World of Gumball
9:30AM The Amazing World of Gumball
10:00AM The Amazing World of Gumball
10:30AM The Amazing World of Gumball
11:00AM Johnny Test
11:30AM Johnny Test
12:00PM Johnny Test
12:30PM Johnny Test
1:00PM Johnny Test
1:30PM Annoying Orange
2:00PM Annoying Orange
2:30PM Annoying Orange
3:00PM Uncle Grandpa
3:30PM Uncle Grandpa
4:00PM Uncle Grandpa
4:30PM Uncle Grandpa
5:00PM The Amazing World of Gumball
5:30PM Clarence
5:45PM Uncle Grandpa
6:00PM Teen Titans Go!
6:30PM Steven Universe
7:00PM Adventure Time
7:30PM Regular Show

Saturdays:
6:00AM Teen Titans Go!
6:30AM Transformers: Robots in Disguise
7:00AM Sonic Boom
7:30AM Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu
8:00AM Pokémon XY: The Series
8:30AM Incredible Crew
9:00AM Incredible Crew
9:30AM Incredible Crew
10:00AM Regular Show
10:30AM Regular Show
11:00AM Regular Show
11:30AM Regular Show
12:00PM Regular Show
12:30PM Clarence
1:00PM Clarence
1:30PM Clarence
2:00PM Clarence
2:30PM Johnny Test
3:00PM Johnny Test
3:30PM Johnny Test
4:00PM Johnny Test
4:30PM Teen Titans Go!
5:00PM Teen Titans Go!
5:30PM Teen Titans Go!
6:00PM Teen Titans Go!
6:30PM Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
7:00PM Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
7:30PM Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Sundays:
6:00AM Teen Titans Go!
6:30AM Transformers: Robots in Disguise
7:00AM Sonic Boom
7:30AM Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu
8:00AM Pokémon XY: The Series
8:30AM Level Up
9:00AM Level Up
9:30AM Level Up
10:00AM Adventure Time
10:30AM Adventure Time
11:00AM Adventure Time
11:30AM Adventure Time
12:00PM Adventure Time
12:30PM Teen Titans Go!
1:00PM Teen Titans Go!
1:30PM Teen Titans Go!
2:00PM Steven Universe
2:30PM Steven Universe
3:00PM Steven Universe
3:30PM My Gym Partner's a Monkey
4:00PM My Gym Partner's a Monkey
4:30PM My Gym Partner's a Monkey
5:00PM My Gym Partner's a Monkey
5:30PM Hole in the Wall
6:00PM Hole in the Wall
6:30PM Hole in the Wall
7:00PM Johnny Test
7:30PM Johnny Test

Everyone's favorite shows (Gym Partner's, Annoying Orange, Incredible Crew, Level Up, Hole in the Wall, and especially Johnny Test) are back, and Teen Titans Go! gains more airings! Hooray!

The downside: Foster's returns...AND at a decent Saturday evening slot.

 

[Dynamite Soldier]

Thanks for ruining CN, Vishnu. I really appreciate it.

At least, there's PPG, Foster's and Chowder to watch on Boomerang...but Vishnu could be lying about that.

 

[Dan's Revenge]

Boomerang May 2015 Schedule

via Zap2it...

EVERYDAY (unless specified)
6:00 AM - Tom and Jerry
7:00 AM - Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!
7:30 AM - Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!
8:00 AM - What's New Scooby-Doo?
8:30 AM - What's New Scooby-Doo?
9:00 AM - The Garifled Show / Weekends: Boomerang Theater
9:30 AM - The Garifled Show / Weekends: Boomerang Theater
10:00 AM - Numb Chucks / Weekends: Boomerang Theater
10:30 AM - Numb Chucks / Weekends: The Tom and Jerry Show
11:00 AM - Grojband / Weekends: The Garfield Show
11:30 AM - Grojband / Weekends: The Garfield Show
12:00 PM - Looney Tunes
1:00 PM - Tom and Jerry / Sundays: Wabbit + Be Cool, Scooby Doo! (encores of Saturday)
2:00 PM - The Garfield Show
2:30 PM - The Garfield Show
3:00 PM - Baby Looney Tunes
3:30 PM - Baby Looney Tunes
4:00 PM - Pokemon
4:30 PM - Pokemon
5:00 PM - The Garfield Show
5:30 PM - The Garfield Show
6:00 PM - Numb Chucks / Weekends: Adventure Time
6:30 PM - Numb Chucks / Weekends: Adventure Time
7:00 PM - Grojband / Weekends: Regular Show
7:30 PM - Grojband / Weekends: Regular Show
8:00 PM - Tom and Jerry / Saturdays: Wabbit + Be Cool, Scooby-Doo PREMIERS!
9:00 PM - The Garfield Show
9:30 PM - The Garfield Show
10:00 PM - Pokemon
10:30 PM - Pokemon
11:00 PM - The Looney Tunes Show
11:30 PM - The Looney Tunes Show
12:00 AM - Tom and Jerry / Saturdays: Wabbit + Be Cool, Scooby-Doo (encores)
1:00 AM - The Garfield Show
1:30 AM - The Garfield Show
2:00 AM - Looney Tunes
3:00 AM - Baby Looney Tunes
3:30 AM - Baby Looney Tunes
4:00 AM - The Looney Tunes Show
4:30 AM - The Looney Tunes Show
5:00 AM - The Garfield Show
5:30 AM - The Garfield Show


Needs more Garfield Show

 

[JoeMabbon]

Don't worry, it just a rebrand. It'll be back as "Teen Titans, Go!" The grammar nazis finally got their way.

 

[BlooMac]

The Non-CN Thread

What the hell? This board is like a decade and a half years old and you only discuss Cartoon Network? Lame. Don't you do anything else with your lives, other than watching a cartoon channel?

So does anyone like bacon? I sure do.

 

[RandomMe]

I still like the Mexican Superman.

 

[RandomMe]

I have a weird sense of humor.

 

[WMania]

WRONG.

WEEKDAYS:
6:00AM Teen Titans Go!
6:30AM Teen Titans Go!
7:00AM Teen Titans Go!
7:30AM Teen Titans Go!
8:00AM Teen Titans Go!
8:30AM Teen Titans Go!
9:00AM Teen Titans Go!
9:30AM Teen Titans Go!
10:00AM Teen Titans Go!
10:30AM Teen Titans Go!
11:00AM Teen Titans Go!
11:30AM Teen Titans Go!
12:00PM Teen Titans Go!
12:30PM Teen Titans Go!
1:00PM Teen Titans Go!
1:30PM Teen Titans Go!
2:00PM Teen Titans Go!
2:30PM Teen Titans Go!
3:00PM Teen Titans Go!
3:30PM Teen Titans Go!
4:00PM Teen Titans Go!
4:30PM Teen Titans Go!
5:00PM Teen Titans Go!
5:30PM Teen Titans Go!
6:00PM Teen Titans Go!
6:30PM Teen Titans Go!
7:00PM Teen Titans Go!
7:30PM Teen Titans Go!

WEEEKENDS:
6:00AM Teen Titans Go!
6:30AM Teen Titans Go!
7:00AM Teen Titans Go!
7:30AM Teen Titans Go!
8:00AM Teen Titans Go!
8:30AM Teen Titans Go!
9:00AM Teen Titans Go!
9:30AM Teen Titans Go!
10:00AM Teen Titans Go!
10:30AM Teen Titans Go!
11:00AM Teen Titans Go!
11:30AM Teen Titans Go!
12:00PM Teen Titans Go!
12:30PM Teen Titans Go!
1:00PM Teen Titans Go!
1:30PM Teen Titans Go!
2:00PM Teen Titans Go!
2:30PM Teen Titans Go!
3:00PM Teen Titans Go!
3:30PM Teen Titans Go!
4:00PM Teen Titans Go!
4:30PM Teen Titans Go!
5:00PM Teen Titans Go!
5:30PM Teen Titans Go!
6:00PM Teen Titans Go!
6:30PM Teen Titans Go!
7:00PM Teen Titans Go!
7:30PM Teen Titans Go!

 

[RandomMe]

Does anyone here watch Mermaid Hooks on Disney Channel? I like it.

 

[RandomMe]

Also, all Turner and Gamtec-owned kids channels now have a Hmong audio track.

 

[Pac-Attack]

DON'T CALL ANYBODY: Sonic Boom is Cancelled

Due to large amounts of protests (led by the mayor of CWCville, Christian Weston Chandler) and threats towards SEGA, SEGA decided to cancel Sonic Boom and will pull any remaining episodes of the series which will forever be left unaired. All merchandise for the show will be recalled as well, including the infamous Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric for the Nintendo Wii U. Big Red Button (developer of Rise of Lyric) will be shut down and sued by Sonic Team as well, as even them showed disgust towards Sonic Boom.

"I have Contacted SEGA and Commented NUMEROUSLY with MONTHS worth of time. They ignored me, Not Responded or Done Anything about it at all, and therefore the time for Talk IS LONG DONE AND OVERWITH!!! AND WE NEED ACTION UPON SEGA AND SONIC BOOM NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!" ~Christian Weston Chandler

 

[RandomMe]

Rupavahini now has the rights to air all those shows.

 

[RandomMe]

Will we see more Juni on CN?

 

[Pac-Attack]

Will we see more Juni on CN?

...what?

 

[CreepyMinerLance]

Does anyone here watch Mermaid Hooks on Disney Channel? I like it.

No. I like Whale Hooks better, although it's been cancelled for 5 years waaaaaa

 

[BlooMac]

90z Cartoon Network was better than the new CN

REMEMBER CARTOON NETWORK IN THE 9 0 S?! IT WAS SO AWESOME. DO YOU REMEMBER SAMURAI JACK AND JUSTICE LEAGUE?! THOSE WERE AWESOME 90S SHOWS!

REMEMBER TOONAMI? IT WAS SO AWESOME. NOW ITS GONE FOREVER!

I remember watching the classic Cartoon Network on July 13 2004 and it had all of the classic shows like What a Cartoon, Animaniacs and Mike Lu and Og!! Then the next day it was killed by the evil new CN. That same day all of the classics were removed and replaced by new shows like Out of Jimmys Head, CN Real and Uncle Granpa!! They also canceled Toonami that day!! I remember it!

They need to get rid of the liveaction CN Real shows and all of the new stuff and replace them with all the old ones and bring back Toonami!! I really miss Too nami!! I bet if they replace everythin new with the old stuff, the rating will skyrocket like crazy!!!!!!

DO YOU AGREE?!? IF NOT, YOUR NO 90S KID AND YOU LIKE CRAP LIKE ADVENTURE TIME AND STEVEN UNIVERSE WHICH ARE NOT AS GOOD AS QUALITY SHOWS LIKE MIKE LU AND OG AND GOOBERT AND THE GHOST CHASERS!!

 

[RandomMe]

My mermankin watched Mermaid Hooks all the time.

 

[Dynamite Soldier]

Boomerang Shakes Up Schedule Starting 4/6: "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" officaly joins the network

Boom will FINALLY have a huge schedule change starting Monday, April 6th. But even more fascinating: MLP is joining the network for the first time.

And here's the schedule (I'm excited!):

Weekdays:
6:00AM Krypto the Superdog
6:30AM Krypto the Superdog
7:00AM Krypto the Superdog
7:30AM The Garfield Show
8:00AM The Garfield Show
8:30AM The Garfield Show
9:00AM Baby Looney Tunes
9:30AM Baby Looney Tunes
10:00AM Baby Looney Tunes
10:30AM Baby Looney Tunes
11:00AM Tom & Jerry
12:00PM Tom & Jerry
1:00PM The Looney Tunes Show
1:30PM The Looney Tunes Show
2:00PM The Looney Tunes Show
2:30PM My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
3:00PM My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
3:30PM My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
4:00PM My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
4:30PM Numb Chucks
5:00PM Numb Chucks
5:30PM Numb Chucks
6:00PM Pink Panther & Pals
6:30PM Pink Panther & Pals
7:00PM Pink Panther & Pals
7:30PM Tom & Jerry
9:00PM The Powerpuff Girls
9:30PM The Powerpuff Girls
10:00PM The Powerpuff Girls
10:30PM The Powerpuff Girls
11:00PM The Powerpuff Girls
11:30PM The Garfield Show
12:00AM The Garfield Show
12:30AM The Garfield Show
1:00AM The Garfield Show
1:30AM The Garfield Show
2:00AM What's New, Scooby-Doo?
2:30AM What's New, Scooby-Doo?
3:00AM What's New, Scooby-Doo?
3:30AM What's New, Scooby-Doo?
4:00AM Looney Tunes
5:00AM Looney Tunes

Weekends:
6:00AM Codename: Kids Next Door
6:30AM Codename: Kids Next Door
7:00AM Codename: Kids Next Door
7:30AM The Powerpuff Girls
8:00AM The Powerpuff Girls
8:30AM The Powerpuff Girls
9:00AM The Powerpuff Girls
9:30AM The Looney Tunes Show
10:00AM The Looney Tunes Show
10:30AM The Looney Tunes Show
11:00AM The Looney Tunes Show
11:30AM My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
12:00PM My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
12:30PM Numb Chucks
1:00PM Numb Chucks
1:30PM Numb Chucks
2:00PM Numb Chucks
2:30PM The Garfield Show
3:00PM The Garfield Show
3:30PM The Garfield Show
4:00PM Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated
4:30PM Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated
5:00PM Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated
5:30PM Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated
6:00PM Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated
6:30PM Johnny Test
7:00PM Johnny Test
7:30PM Johnny Test
8:00PM Johnny Test
8:30PM The Tom & Jerry Show
9:00PM The Tom & Jerry Show
9:30PM The Tom & Jerry Show
10:00PM The Tom & Jerry Show
10:30PM The Tom & Jerry Show
11:00PM Chowder
11:30PM Chowder
12:00AM Chowder
12:30AM The Garfield Show
1:00AM The Garfield Show
1:30AM The Garfield Show
2:00AM The Garfield Show
2:30AM What's New, Scooby-Doo?
3:00AM What's New, Scooby-Doo?
3:30AM What's New, Scooby-Doo?
4:00AM Tom & Jerry
5:00AM Tom & Jerry