C&C - Invincible Fight Girl Talkback Thread [11/2-12/21]

[CNFan1995]

Episodes 1-2

I Am
Saturday 11/2 at 12:00 AM
Synopsis: A young accountant-in-training dreams of becoming a wrestler.
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Dreamers and Busters
Saturday 11/2 at 12:31 AM
Synopsis: Andy embarks on the first step of her wrestling journey: finding a teacher.​

 

[Nobodyman]

Time for another Toonami action original that, I assume, should've been on daytime Cartoon Network, but CN hates actions shows, so here it is.

Special intro from TOM and SARA.

"And One Piece is also here, I guess."

*GASP!* Do I hear Keith David?

Fighting Polar Bears? This is starting to feel like an American remake of Kinnikuman.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Time for David Zaslav's next tax write-off.

Better get this out of my system now...
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF! SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH!

"Was Grandpappy a rectangle?"
I'd say an oblong.

 

[Nobodyman]

If the suit does not fit you must acquit...yourself of the accounting gig.

Accountant Isle? They'd be lucky to get an islet.

Man, the requirements for the CPA just get more and more demanding.

So is this pro wrestling or real wrestling?

 

[Kitschensyngk]

I'd hate to see Janitor Isle or Garbage Collector Isle or Fast Food Fry Cook Isle.

We can't all be wrestlers because someone has to pay for all the tables they smash up.

OT: Blue Exorcist is back? And in reruns? Couldn't even get the new season?

Tax Day? Is that like Christmas here?

Do they suplex you if you forget to carry a three?

And together you are...The Ginyu Force with afros.

 

[Nobodyman]

Can't be a wrestler and the accountants don't want her. What's she supposed to be? A lawyer?

Anything goes in this show, huh?

Take off those Kamina glasses. You don't deserve them.

Oh well. Wrestlers have shorter lifespans on average anyway.

So this is a timeline where Vince McMahon took over the world?

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand dream crushed.

This is like My Hero Wrestlemania.

Know your role and shut your mouth, you jabrony.

 

[Nobodyman]

"You live to serve us!"
Not the best thing to say to a black person.

Aww. The accountants ain't so bad after all.

Who knew a volley ball spike could be so powerful?

 

[Kitschensyngk]

And I already used those J.R. lines earlier.

Oh, foreign object! That's a disqualification!

Oh, is that blood? And this was supposed to be a Cartoon Network show?

So his Achilles heel was...his heel.

Accountant Girl's not a very food name. How about "Number Cruncher" or "Taxwoman."

 

[Nobodyman]

"Not my foot! My one weakness, apparently!"

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one mindless brawl against a big blue man.

The preview seems rather redundant since it'll be on in a few minutes.

Mashle promo!

 

[animePWNS]

*Checks cast* Yup, that's Keith David narrating. Don't recognize anyone else, though.

Mashle's coming too.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

"Andronicus Dependent Smith!"
Is that her full name?

 

[Nobodyman]

Mom and Dad are not pleased.

Invincible Fight Girl! And for some reason I have a craving for Mountain Dew.

And of course the old lady is unbelievably strong. Just like in real life.

Always gotta end a match with a bang.

Andy's dad sounds familiar, but I can't place him.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

...okay, fight's over, I guess.

This ring will self-destruct in five seconds.

Yeah, they're not listening.

And now they're gaslighting.

 

[Nobodyman]

Oh. The old lady is the wrestler from the opening scene, right?

Ah, parents. Impossible to please.

"Why wrestling?"
Well, it ain't for her health or financial security.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

And in the next scene, there are garbage cans full of her wrestling paraphernalia.

 

[Nobodyman]

Well, they were easy to convince.

And now she must leave him home on a boat to pursue her dream of wrestling. As you do.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Rustburn City? I hope you've had your tetanus shot.

She looks like Carole but acts like Tuesday.

Some breaking occurred, your phone was involved, that's about all we know.

Haven't been here a day and already you've got a record.

Busters? This place really went downhill after Dave left.

 

[Nobodyman]

Rustburn? Sounds like a very unpleasant disease.

This is one of those cities that came out the ass end of the industrial revolution.

Oh yeah, this seems like a guy you can trust.

Did I just see a Miyazaki creature go through that turnstile?

Busters? Well, I've heard of Dave and Busters.

She's at Busters, so who she gonna call?

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Whoa, who jerked your arm?

VCRs and payphones? What decade is it?

Poblana picks pecks of pickled peppers.

See you later, possible recurring cast.