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[RandomMe]

Whoever gets the Ananse wins.

 

[Gatordragon]

You can't beat me in the air. I fly where eagles dare!

 

[RandomMe]

Flying? Only in dreams.

 

[jaylop97]

Don't confuse two similar things.

 

[Gatordragon]

"In blackest day or brightest night

Uh... Cantaloupe, watermelon, yadda yadda

Um... A superstitious and cowardly lot

With Liberty and Justice for all!"

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..... [RING FULLY CHARGED].

Nailed it!

 

[RandomMe]

In the olden days, Ananse the spider was the wisest among all the beasts.

 

[jaylop97]

Anything can wait to be said for a nickel in a phone call, worked in the old days.

 

[superkeegan9100]

Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
I was a drab little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I'm beautiful, baby

Did your granny say listen to your heart?
Be who you are on the inside?
I need three words to tear her argument apart
Your granny lied

I'd rather be shiny
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Scrub the deck and make it look
Shiny
I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
Just a sec

Don't you know
Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
They chase anything that glitters
Beginners

Oh, and here they come, come, come
To the brightest thing that glitters
Mmm, fish dinners

I just love free food
(Free food)
And you look like seafood
(Seafood)

Well, well, well
Little Maui's having trouble with his look
You little semi-demi-mini-god
Ouch! What a terrible performance
Get the hook! (Get it?)
You don't swing it like you used to, man

Yet I have to give you credit for my start
And your tattoos on the outside
For just like you I made myself a work of art
I'll never hide, I can't, I'm too

Shiny
Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough
Strut my stuff, my stuff is so
Shiny
Send your armies but they'll never be enough
My shell's too tough, Maui man

You could try, try, try
But you can't expect a demigod
To beat a decapod (look it up)
You will die, die, die
Now it's time for me to take apart
Your aching heart

Far from the ones who abandoned you
Chasing the love of
These humans who made you feel wanted
You tried to be tough
But your armor's just not hard enough

Maui!
Now it's time to kick your heinie
Ever seen someone so

Shiny
Soak it in, cause it's the last you'll ever see
C'est la vie mon ami {That's life, my friend}
I'm so
Shiny
Now I'll eat you so prepare your final plea
Just for me

You'll never be quite as shiny
You wish you were nice and shiny

 

[NeoplanDan]

If I had a nickel, every time that people reminds of something, I'll be rich.

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[RandomMe]

Fidelis. We are not an insurance company.

 

[jaylop97]

I prefer some newer stories from time to time overhearing the same thing.

 

[RandomMe]

Sometimes I have the urge to insanely exclaim like that guy from Ghanaian trailers. Missey!

 

[Gatordragon]

The direction we were moving was clear now... without wanting it... without even knowing it... we were becoming a gang...

 

[superkeegan9100]

Okay, okay
I can see what's happening, yeah
You're face-to-face with greatness and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel. It's adorable!
Well, it's nice to see that humans never change

Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really me, it's Maui! Breathe it in
I know it's a lot, the hair, the bod
When you're staring at a demigod

What can I say except "You're welcome"
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy!

Hey, what has two thumbs and pulled up the sky
When you were waddling yay high?
This guy!

When the nights got cold, who stole you fire from down below?
You're looking at him, yo!

Oh, also I lasso'd the sun
You're welcome
To stretch your days and bring you fun

Also, I harnessed the breeze
You're welcome
To fill your sails and shake your trees

So what can I say except you're welcome?
For the islands I pulled from the sea
There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome
I guess it's just my way of being me
You're welcome, you're welcome

Well, come to think of it

Kid, honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground
Oh, that was Maui just messing around
I killed an eel, I buried its guts
Sprouted a tree, now you've got coconuts
What's the lesson? What is the takeaway?
Don't mess with Maui when he's on the breakaway
And the tapestry here in my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been, I make everything happen
Look at that mean mini Maui just tippity tappin'

Well anyway, let me say you're welcome!
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome!
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go
Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome!
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat
I'm sailing away, away, you're welcome!
'Cause Maui can do anything but float

You're welcome, you're welcome!
And thank you!

 

[jaylop97]

Acronyms are fun to use due to their many combinations.

 

[RandomMe]

Because you're on air. Just like New Zealand!

 

[Gatordragon]

You'd think flaming hair would be cool, but you just end up with a lot of burnt pillows.

 

[jaylop97]

Try again for a gain of new soap.

 

[RandomMe]

You can because you missey!

 

[jaylop97]

When I see something once I will likely either remember it or forget it.