2015 April Fools Megathread

[Surreal Kangaroo]

OMG! I must see this movie.

 

[RandomMe]

Seriously? Then why wasn't it played until today?

Because of the slightly scary elements.

 

[RandomMe]

OMG! I must see this movie.

Popular in El Salvador!

 

[RandomMe]

Ok that made me giggle. Nice to see you again. Although, I wouldn't be surprised if they actually did it.

They did it.
Now can you imagine CN Europe with all the subtitles on screen?

 

[Surreal Kangaroo]

Yay! I always wanted more King of the Hill.

 

[BlooMac]

CN accidentally writes off nearly all of its shows

This just in, Rob Sorcher was found drunk at his office, signing random contracts, including one that has written off nearly all of the network's shows and they can't get them back... EVER! They're also forbidden to acquire or create any other shows. This includes Boomerang, Adult Swim and Toonami. Luckily, they've managed to save a few shows: Teen Titans Go, Incredible Crew, The Problem Solverz, Johnny Test, Dude What Would Happen, Destroy Build Destroy and King of the Hill.

 

[Dan's Revenge]

[video=youtube;P3ALwKeSEYs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs[/video]

Hopefully next year they become 24/7 and add even moar FOX reruns. WE WANT MOOOOAAR.

 

[RandomMe]

And Crazy Cat (Top Cat in Sinhala):

They sing about Rolls Royce in the theme song.

 

[Dan's Revenge]

*whew* at least Teen Titnas Go! is saved. Maybe now they'll add it on even more. Tired of only about 5 airings a day, such neglect.

 

[Toon Master]

*whew* at least Teen Titnas Go! is saved. Maybe now they'll add it on even more. Tired of only about 5 airings a day, such neglect.

I'm hoping for 15 airings a day.

 

[RandomMe]

I wish that the Sinhala Top Cat aired 15 times a day.

 

[Yippee Coyote]

I wish that the Sinhala Top Cat aired 15 times a day.

You're the only one who finds that joke to be funny.

[video=youtube;lhckuhUxcgA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhckuhUxcgA[/video]

 

[BlooMac]

Michael Bay to produce the Adventure Time theatrical movie

OH, HELL YEAH! Now that's what I'm talking about! I'm pretty sure Michael Bay knows Adventure Time better than Pen Ward. I just hope there are explosions and music from Linkin Park, that's so Adventure Time.

 

[RandomMe]

OH, HELL YEAH! Now that's what I'm talking about! I'm pretty sure Michael Bay knows Adventure Time better than Pen Ward. I just hope there are explosions and music from Linkin Park, that's so Adventure Time.

Yes, there will be.
Michael Bay is the Supreme Master.

 

[Gatordragon]

I finally gave in to my temptations and saw the leak. This crossover was freaking beautiful! I laughed, I cried, I cheered! It's amazing how much effort and love was put into this masterpiece.

 

[RandomMe]

You're the only one who finds your joke is funny.

[video=youtube;lhckuhUxcgA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhckuhUxcgA[/video]

Because Top Cat goes on a Rolls Royce at the start of the theme song.
Titus Thotawatte, you're an idol!

 

[Red Arrow]

Cåmbridge Dictionåries removes English långůåge, Swedish becomes new långůåge of the ŮSÅ

Cårtoon Network is now trying to důb åll shows into Swedish ås soon ås possible.

It is ůncleår whåt's going to be the new officiål långůåge of the ŮK, bůt some soůrces åre såying it will be Norwegiån.

Soůrce: Cambridge Dictionaries removes English language, Swedish becomes new language of the United States | The Times | UK News, World News and Opinion

 

[RandomMe]

Dessa dubbar finns redan. Antingen det, eller jag ska gå till dentisteria.

 

[Francisque]

Cartoon Network Europe becomes a pan-feed for all the European countries again, it'll also start rerunning some old shows

except CN Portugal, which will get a Portuguese opt-out of CN Brazil, which is more contemporary

 

[RandomMe]

ON-Chan has been added to the channel's rotation.
English and Czech dubs available.