Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[JDWeil]

A. Neither. They're both doofi.









Q. Why are you hopping around like a flea on a hot brick?

 

[TWinPA]

Cause I confizzled the glottis.

ffizlepytz?

 

[HumanoidTyphoon]

...

No thanks I'm not that kind of girl.




Are you that kind of girl?

 

[ToOn~g@l]

A. Hell no, I'm more of a rdosoey.


Q. what is a rdosoey?

 

[InsoMniaC]

Something you dont want to know.


Wheres the H in Supercalifragilisticespealadocios?

 

[Mr. Pedro]

It got cut out of the song after a falling-out with the lyricist.

Cake or Death?

 

[JDWeil]

A. Let me eat cake.







Q. Don't you hate it when this happens?

 

[alex]

A. Let me eat cake.







Q. Don't you hate it when this happens?

A. Not really, I like Eddie Izzard.

Q. Should Winnie the Pooh seek help in coping with his honey dependancy, or is it too late for him? Is he destined to become another statistic?

 

[HumanoidTyphoon]

...

I'm afraid it's too late.



What did you get me for Christmas? I hope it's not teeth.

 

[JDWeil]

A. Nothing. Bah! Humbug!!







Q. What are you staring at?

 

[alex]

I'm afraid it's too late.



What did you get me for Christmas? I hope it's not teeth.

A. As a matter of fact, did get teeth. it was a was a string of one hundred human teeth, each from a different victim of the Baba Yaga to be worn as a talisman to protect me from her.

Q. Do you have any talismans?

 

[alex]

A. Nothing. Bah! Humbug!!







Q. What are you staring at?

A. I'm looking at YOU, Scrooge!! Curse you for beating me to answering humanoid typhoon's question!

Q. When attacked by flying monkies, what is the proper procedure to follow?

 

[Mr. Pedro]

I'll kill two birds with one stone here.

I am starring at my many talismans that I bought from an old Indian while I was in rural Arizona.

What's black and white and red all over?

 

[alex]

I'll kill two birds with one stone here.

I am starring at my many talismans that I bought from an old Indian while I was in rural Arizona.

What's black and white and red all over?

A. A hemophiliac dalmatian.

Q. What is the woodchuck's obsession with chucking wood?

 

[InsoMniaC]

I would chuck wood, but im not a woodchuck that chucks wood.


Whats a Ebay?

 

[ToOn~g@l]

A. A sound made by some farm animal speaking in Pig Latin


Q. Whatcha watchin?

 

[JDWeil]

A. I'm watchin' you watchin' me.






Q. Is there anybody out there who knows how to set the clock on my VCR?

 

[Singin' Stray Cat]

A: No. Just put a piece of black tape over the blinking numbers so it doesn't bother you so much.

Q: How about we start this game over in another thread so we don't have to wade through so many responses?