C&C - One Piece - "Dressrosa Arc" Aftermath [6/28-9/27]

[Nobodyman]

"Hey. This country is full of stupid friggin' people, but they're my stupid friggin' people."

Making the shift from barely-clothed sex object to delicate princess....better?

Not only are they stupid, they're horrible gossips.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

"A dress suits you much better than that old armor of yours!"
As sexist as this might sound, I can't help but agree.

Hey, they let a demented pirate warlord trick them into being their king. These people will believe anything.

Yes...poppies...poppies will make them heal...

These work great, and they're much cheaper than actual medicine!

Uhh...they're saying you're cute.

 

[Nobodyman]

The dreaded two of death.

Guess this is the closest thing the Straw Hats are getting to a big victory party.

So he's the one who started the rumor? Guess he was counting on this country's stupidity.

Dude. This country was led by a vicious pirate for the last ten years. I don't think you need to worry about "low breeding".

I swear Barto isn't this annoying in the manga.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

So Rebecca's history was rewritten as a Hallmark original movie?

He's cryslahangry.

The only way I can be a good father to her is to be a bad father to her.

Now he's just hangry.

WHY ISN'T BART DEAD!?

"I'd probably piss myself and die!"
Well, since you've already probably pissed yourself...

A six? I guess you'll make six times as sure not to arrest them today.

 

[Nobodyman]

So now it's a six? How many dice rolls does this guy need to make?

Well, they fought they fought Doflamingo, now they have to fight Fujitora, which will take another 100 episodes.

Nah, just kiddin'. Six more to go.

 

[animePWNS]

Boxcar. Guess their train of luck had to derail some time.

 

[CNFan1995]

Last time on One Piece: As Luffy and the others begin to come to their senses, major players in the Navy arrive to search Dressrosa for the Straw Hat Pirates; Rebecca's history is whitewashed with a fake cover story.

Episode 741

OPENING: Hard Knock Days by Generations from Exile Tribe.

A State of Emergency! Rebecca is Kidnapped!
Saturday 8/23 at 2:00 AM
Synopsis: Fujitora's flirting with chance turns out poorly for the Straw Hat Pirates as the full Navy force bears down on Dressrosa searching for the pirates; Luffy and the others make a mad dash for the east port to get off the island.​

 

[Kitschensyngk]

So it seems I'm going solo on this since Nobodyman is AFK this week.

Well, that's gratitude for you.

Marines start standing around the streets of town with nothing to do...

"No! They'll get Lucy!"
HIS NAME'S NOT LUCY, IT'S--uggh, we've been here too long.

Wait, the springy guy lived?

"Straw Hat said you were a friend of his, so I carried you."
So that explains why there was only one set of footprints.

Send Bart out first to draw their fire!

"Don't let up! Fire at will!"
"Sir, firing at Will won't do us any good! Maybe we should try firing at the pirates!"

And now Bart's become a tour guide?

Everything's fine, just fine, no problem...how are you?

Boring conversation anyway.

That sunflower field is royal property, you know.

*hums Popeye theme*

"Don't speak to him! He's a filthy pirate!"
Uhh, lady, you don't keep up with current events, do you?

Wait, the title said she was kidnapped! She's clearly going with him willingly!

Stop throttling Sir Francis Bacon!

Good grief, he just saved their whole town and now they're ganging up on him. This town gets dumber by the minute.

"HEY LUCY! I STILL LOVE YOU!"
Then why won't you let her be in the show?

What, were those popguns poisonous or something?

Up there! Through Buttcrack Pass!

 

[Nobodyman]

Previously on One Piece: "Stupid pirates! You made us look bad!"

Well, she's a female anime character, so of course she'd be kidnapped.

No Sunny, no escape.

Oh yeah, Hajrudin blends right in.

With all the gunfire they've been under throughout the show, you'd think at least one bullet would hit them eventually.

Wait, did he eat the bone?

Luffy doesn't run, Luffy fights.

"My family and I will be returning to the throne."
I thought we already decided that.

They pulled a Han Solo. And it went just as well.

The Straw Hats get by with a little help from their friends.

"Straw Hat's here!"
*Soldiers get tossed through the air*
Yep, that's a sure sign.

"He's a filthy pirate!"
That "filthy pirate" is the reason you're alive, lady.

Boob shot!

Luffy's a pirate, but he's also a family man.

Oh, so just because a pirate is carrying a princess that means he kidnapped her?

Were you all not listening to their conversation?

"We'll save Rebecca from Luffy, even if we have to kill both of them!"

 

[CNFan1995]

Last time on One Piece: Fujitora's flirting with chance turns out poorly for the Straw Hat Pirates as the full Navy force bears down on Dressrosa searching for the pirates; Luffy and the others make a mad dash for the east port to get off the island.

Episode 742

OPENING: Hard Knock Days by Generations from Exile Tribe.

The Bond Between Father and Daughter! Kyros and Rebecca!
Saturday 8/30 at 2:00 AM
Synopsis: Rebecca has little time to follow Luffy's lead and make it to Kyros; Fujitora closes in on Bartolomeo and the other Colosseum warriors while Trafalgar Law faces the shadows of his past.​

 

[Nobodyman]

Previously on One Piece: "Help! That pirate is trying to reunite that girl with her father!"

"Am I a nuisance?"
"I dunno. Maybe."

Well, to be fair, things didn't turn out so great for them the last time a pirate randomly showed up to "save" them.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

It's not kidnapping if she goes with him willingly.

They sure turn on people quickly around here. I'd hate to attend one of their town hall meetings.

Take him out! Never mind the member of the local royal family riding on his back!

Why are they still calling him Lucy?

Little House on the Flower Field, a lesser known Laura Ingalls Wilder novel.

Even when they're running TOWARDS something, they always trip.

 

[Nobodyman]

Riding on Luffy's back is more intense than any roller coaster.

Yeah, yeah, we saw this flashback already.

We saw ALL these flashbacks!

I keep forgetting this guy only has one leg.

Boy, they are really dragging out this tearful reunion.

Will someone get this guy a prosthetic already?

No question, Rebecca is a true daddy's girl.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

We've seen this stuff already. Can we just cut to the reunion?

Glad she made it before there was less of that dress than there was armor.

Yeah, that story didn't have a leg to stand on. ...no offense.

Is he floating on that piece of rubble?

 

[Nobodyman]

So she had to abdicate just to be with her father? This kingdom sucks.

Anyway, back to Marines and Pirates.

Oh, Tontattas. You little stinkers.

"This seems to be the work of fairies!"
"Whoa! Hey! That is a very offensive and outdated term!"

And now we're doing Rocinante flashbacks.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Oh, those pesky pixies.

Definitely let Bart handle this.

"We got their weapons! Now let's overthrow the kingdom!"
"Yeah--wait, what?"

 

[CNFan1995]

Last time on One Piece: Rebecca has little time to follow Luffy's lead and make it to Kyros; Fujitora closes in on Bartolomeo and the other Colosseum warriors while Trafalgar Law faces the shadows of his past.

Episode 743

OPENING: Hard Knock Days by Generations from Exile Tribe.

Men's Pride! Luffy vs. Fujitora, Head-to-Head!
Saturday 9/6 at 2:00 AM
Synopsis: Law and Sengoku share memories of Corazon and the secret of Trafalgar Law's name; Fujitora uses the destruction caused by the battle in Dressrosa as a weapon and squares off one-on-one with Luffy.​

 

[Nobodyman]

Previously on One Piece: "Daddy and his little girl are back together, now let's run from the Marines who are trying to kill us."

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Send out Bart first to draw his fire.

 

[Nobodyman]

Law and Sengoku having a serious conversation. Also, gorilla.

"Yeah, the D stands for 'Don't go askin' me stuff like that'."