Jr. Justice League
In this very special episode, we take a trip through the space-time continuum into the future, where each member of the Justice League is doing their best to raise the offspring that will one day take over as the new Leaguers.
14-year-olds Chris Kent and Tommy Wayne are your average schoolgoing teenagers by day, but after school and before bedtime, they are the scourge vigilante lawtykes known as Superboy and Batboy. Much to the dismay of Superman and Batman, they are both constantly trying to show each other up in their efforts to impress the sexy Aquagirl.
The Flash is father to 17-year-old Skip West, who isn't very fast, but fights crime with his lightning-quick wit. Burglars carrying large expensive merchandise often injure themselves once he really launches into his act. His weakness lies in that subtle dry humor that some criminals just find amusing, but not ha-ha funny.
John Stewart has been blessed with twin boys, 15-year-olds Dexter and Sinecio. The boys spend their days fighting over who gets to wear the ring, and John has his hands full trying to figure out which twin is the evil one.
Hawkgirl has two kids. Her first born, now 18-year-old Jenara Hol, is a boy-crazy prom queen who would rather go to the mall and talk on the phone than engage in combat with evildoers and communicate with birds. It was always evident to Hawkgirl that Jenara, who prefers to be called Jen, would never be willing or fit to take the Hawk mantle, so she decided a younger sibling might be more dedicated. She gave birth to Hawkboy, a.k.a. Thraxor Hol. Thraxor, who is now 6, is a super genius who detests barbaric physical displays. Opting to fight crime with science and good manners, little Thraxor is heavily considering abandoning the power scepter and going into law.
Wonder Woman is having a tough time coming to terms with her gay son, Wonder Lad, who has taken to wearing her uniform on missions.
And lastly, after trying hard for many years to reproduce asexually, J'onn J'onzz finally succeeded and gave birth to little J'onn J'onzz J'r. They both suffer from a severe lack of personality, and just like his pop, J'onn J'r spends most of his time in the Justice League Watchtower, where he is home schooled and feels distressed that he will not receive a valentine on Valentine's Day.
-Terminatah
