Most hated commercial?

[Alex Toon]

One word repeated four times: BURRITOS! BURRITOS! BURRITOS! BURRITOS!

 

[Arxane]

- Any Christian commercial by Time Life, including "Worship Together", "Veggie Tales", etc. I myself am a Christian, but I honestly find these commercials so saccharine and nauseating. Sure, other Time Life commercials are just as bad with the excess sappiness, but putting that sappiness in a Christian product really makes it sickening.

- I don't know who made this commercial, but it's a car company. It deals with people walking on roads as if they were in cars with this annoying one-note-at-a-time piano song playing. The reason I hate it so much was because it was played during every commercial break during VH1's "I Love the 80s".

- Up here in Oklahoma we have a restaurant called Boomerang, and for the commercial they - get this - rewrote the song "Happy Days". Every mention of "Happy Days" was replaced with "Boomerang", and there were these teens who were clearly adults who were dancing...badly. But the worst part? One guy dressed to look like the Fonz gave the worst "Heeeeeeey!" impression I've ever heard. If Henry Winkler were dead, he'd rise from the grave just so he could strangle that idiot!

- Apple Jacks commercials bug the **** out of me. Some made-to-look-stupid adult asks them why they eat Apple Jacks if they don't taste like Apples. The kids pause, as if they don't know themselves, then say "We just do!" Brilliant deduction! You can't possibly eat them because they taste good?

- Also up here in Oklahoma is a car dealership called "Fowler Honda". They used to have a commercial with an overly high-pitched young girl who would call the place "Flower Honda". No joke. Hearing her voice on the radio trying to be cute was so earsplitting that I wanted to *****-slap her parents.

- Any recent Barbie commercial that tries to make the latest Barbie doll seem a lot better than it really is. Why, yes, it must be a lot of fun to blow up an inflatable chair and then decorated it with removable stickers; we can even let Barbie sit in it! Actually, you know what? Any girl doll commercial annoys me.

 

[candy17]

Veggie Tales From The Crypt

- Any Christian commercial by Time Life, including "Worship Together", "Veggie Tales", etc. I myself am a Christian, but I honestly find these commercials so saccharine and nauseating. Sure, other Time Life commercials are just as bad with the excess sappiness, but putting that sappiness in a Christian product really makes it sickening.

I agree, especially those GD Veggie Tales commercials. I mean, this is a supposedly Christian cartoon and, correct me if I'm wrong, but they have these vegetables that are phallic symbols (cucumbers, celery, asparagus). On top of that, it doesn't look that entertaining (It would if the vegetables were thrown in a Cuisinart and served on a bed of Chinese fried rice). If I had kids, I wouldn't get the videos, no matter how much they begged me.

Apple Jacks commercials bug the s*** out of me. Some made-to-look-stupid adult asks them why they eat Apple Jacks if they don't taste like Apples. The kids pause, as if they don't know themselves, then say "We just do!" Brilliant deduction! You can't possibly eat them because they taste good?

My God, I wish those commercials were dead!

Any recent Barbie commercial that tries to make the latest Barbie doll seem a lot better than it really is. Why, yes, it must be a lot of fun to blow up an inflatable chair and then decorated it with removable stickers; we can even let Barbie sit in it! Actually, you know what? Any girl doll commercial annoys me.

Same here.

 

[Theking]

One word repeated four times: BURRITOS! BURRITOS! BURRITOS! BURRITOS!

U got me there. I don't think I know that one.

The_King

 

[EightOh]

- I don't know who made this commercial, but it's a car company. It deals with people walking on roads as if they were in cars with this annoying one-note-at-a-time piano song playing. The reason I hate it so much was because it was played during every commercial break during VH1's "I Love the 80s".

That's a great commercial. It was definitely overplayed during I Love the 80s, though.

 

[Conekiller]

*ribbit* Hiya!

"dooo idd ageeen"

*ribbit* Hiya!

"doo it ageeeeen"

*ribbit* Hiya!

DON'T do it again, EVER!

 

[Obi]

I agree, especially those GD Veggie Tales commercials. I mean, this is a supposedly Christian cartoon and, correct me if I'm wrong, but they have these vegetables that are phallic symbols (cucumbers, celery, asparagus). On top of that, it doesn't look that entertaining (It would if the vegetables were thrown in a Cuisinart and served on a bed of Chinese fried rice). If I had kids, I wouldn't get the videos, no matter how much they begged me.

Excuse me while I laugh.

*goes outside, digs a hole, and erupts into laughter*

*covers up the hole*

Thank you. I needed that.

 

[Alex Toon]

U got me there. I don't think I know that one.

The_King

It's some commercial I hear on the radio sometimes. I think it's for a Mexican restauraunt.

 

[candy17]

Laugh Clown Laugh (or Where's The Music)

Excuse me while I laugh.

*goes outside, digs a hole, and erupts into laughter*

*covers up the hole*

Thank you. I needed that.

I'm glad you found that funny, but I said that because I was hungry.

Another sucky commercial is this one about MTV2 where these guys in black suits (I think they were deliverymen) throw a TV into someone's house and plugs it in. Then the commercial ends with "Now stop askin' where the music videos are". While I don't like music videos that much, that still is an arrogant commercial.

 

[Znath]

Spike TV's "Joe don't know" add... it's on constantly!

on FX they do this EXTREMELY irritating pop up thing in the corner
for some show called "niptuck" and it's gigantic and makes more noise
than the show that's actualy on. It's very annoying to watch
the Star Trek show and hear knives slashing around then
"Oh... that stupid add again"

Some of those little corner things are getting out of hand
ext thing you know they'll just shrink the screen down mid movie
with an ad for the new season of their hit show they're overpushing

 

[Classic Speedy]

About those annoying ads at the bottom of the screen, here's a thread devoted entirely to that idiocy: http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?t=85109&highlight=Stupid+Cheerleader

 

[Kryten]

Baby Bottle Pops: Just... wrong.

Chocolate milk: They had this commercial with some kid GARGLING with milk and chocolate syrup. This is supposed to make me WANT chocolate milk?

Also, whoever came up with the screaming plastic baby ads for MTV2 needs to be beaten to death with his own ripped-out arms.

 

[Alex Toon]

The Regency Ford guy: this man is the Father of the Dell Dude.

 

[Alex Toon]

*ribbit* Hiya!

"dooo idd ageeen"

*ribbit* Hiya!

"doo it ageeeeen"

*ribbit* Hiya!

DON'T do it again, EVER!

What... the....crap?

 

[HellCat]

There's a new one running here for a credit card called "& more". The advert has a load of rich people singing about what they like to do with their money to the tune of "That's amorey". Ugh.

 

[Alex Toon]

-The one for this board game called Fib Finder where these girls grill this one girl on her secret crush. The girl getting grilled confesses that her crush is on her friend's brother and it ends with the shrill, prepubescent giggling of the girls. That, IMO, should have been more like Jerry Springer (with chair throwing, bleeped-out words, people chanting "Jerry, Jerry!", and fist-fighting).


Not as disgusting as the commercials for Bratz!, Diva Stars, and Flava Dolls (my sister said Flava Dolls promote teenage sex in some way, but damned if I can find it. Maybe it's because of the girls in midriff bearing shirts and jeans that show off their big round black girl butts...if any).

I perfered Flava when it was a guy in pigtails who wore orange clothes and a clock on his belly.And here's what the FibFinder thing should have been like:
{{Girl 1: OMG, your crush is my brother!
Girl 3: What?! I'm in love with that dreamboat, you @#$%%
Girl 1: Oh, you wanna fight ova dis, eh %$$#%@?
Girl 3:Oh that's it, lil' [bleep] You gettin you mudda$!$&@%' ***** whooped.
{Girl I and 2 throw chairs while Girl 4 takes the loved brother}
Girl 1: Oh that lil [censored} thinks she can take my $@%!(&^ hunkaroni, does she? {`throws chair, killing Girl 4}
Girl 2: STOP FIGHTING OVER MY ^#%&%#' OLDA BRUDDA! {is hit by chair and falls our window while fighting continues as Jerry Springer also fall out window}}



That is NOT how I talk in real life, just to let you know.

 

[Eddy]

South Park's on Tuesday, Wedsday, Thursday at 9:30!

Tueday, Wedsday, Thurday at 9:30!

All the days that start with T and W!

Tuesdays, Wedsdays and Thursday at 9:30!

Also any AOL and local commercial. More after Kenshin...

 

[Mr. Unspeakable]

I too share in the hatred shown towards three commercials already mentioned.

1. Maxaroni. Every time I see this commercial, I am reminded of Poochie, from the Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie episode of the Simpsons. I do not believe the product's claim that it can "keep it real".

2. Fruit by the Foot 10,000$ contest. The kid in this commercial always reminds me of Boba Fett from Attack of the Clones. I refer to the kid in this commercial as "Bling-Bling Boba".

3. Skippy Squeeze Sticks. How is eating this stuff any different from sitting down with a jar of peanut butter and a spoon? I also enjoy the kids rapping at me about the Skippy you Squeeze, implying that if I eat this product I will be "down with the street". I hereby proclaim this item the Skizzle you Squizzle.

 

[Namuh]

I know that technically it's not a commercial but I've been getting really annoyed by them next week preview commercials for what happens on the next Everwood.I not bad mouthing the show but it gets annoying to keep having to see the same moment every single time you watch the WB,the one I depised the most was when everytime I turned to the WB I would see that father telling his son that he was too stupid to go to college without a football scholarship.I don't know maybe it's just me but moments like that seem to lose some of it's intensity when you see it like 20 or more times before the episode even comes on .

 

[sandwichman]

Maxaroni... I can't say that without exploding into flames of laughter.

The new McDonalds slogan, "I'M LOVIN' IT" hurts also.

As does, well, Wuoth the Conekiller: DOOEAD AGAIN!*Ribbit* "Hiya!" If anyone puts that as their buddy icon, I will eat their face.