Most hated commercial?

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Conekiller said:
a kid is being grilled by his dad about the drugs he found in the kid's room. then after a heated verbal beating the kid just bursts out with "I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, DAD!" followed by akward silence. Ugh!

I take it you also watch I Love the 80's. And here's a commercial that makes no sense: the I Love the 70s 1979 comercial where a kid gives a football player a Coke and then the player tosses him some equiptment and then they say "Coke adds life". That's wrong because Coke sort of weakens life and here's why:
Coke has a lot of phosphoric acid in it. That kind of acid attacks through the enamel of the tooth, hence weakening it.
 
Idiotman said:
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This new drink called DNL_ It starts with this lepracane on a sidewalk selling DNL then a cop comes up and asks does he have a permit then the lepracane sayas im not real im a myth and starts dancing aroun :shrug: d


that's actually kind of funny.. comparing the stuff they've come up for 7-up which is bottled in shame in dallas, texas and is a lot of satans. the one i like , most, is where the leprechaun dances and he goes sarcastic on the guy saying 'no, you want the OTHER leprechaun' or something to that effect, and continues dancing.

where do they get these guys anyway? maybe i could trade on in for cash at a pawn shop @_@
 
alextoon said:
I take it you also watch I Love the 80's. And here's a commercial that makes no sense: the I Love the 70s 1979 comercial where a kid gives a football player a Coke and then the player tosses him some equiptment and then they say "Coke adds life". That's wrong because Coke sort of weakens life and here's why:
Coke has a lot of phosphoric acid in it. That kind of acid attacks through the enamel of the tooth, hence weakening it.

well, no wonder my filling died a horrible death prior to 9/11 :/
 
Local:
Cellino & Barnes: I can't stand lawyers that advertise on TV (especially as much as them). They're everywhere, they've got billboards and commercials playing on TV 24/7
Great House of Guitars: They only have like 5 commercials, which are all at least 15 years old. They constantly play one for the store's 32nd Anniversary,which seems to be every year.
Lori's Natural Foods: This is so pathetic it's funny. It has people in fruit costumes dancing around with a jingle playing in the background
"If you to live long and be healthy and strong...Shop at Lori's
To be good to Earth...Shop at Lori's
Shop at Lori's Natural FOOOOOOOOOODS"

Max Pies Furniture: It consists of the ower dancing around his store singing "Furniture, Furniture Man, I want to be your furniture man!" That and it looks like it was filmed in the mid 80's.Road Runner, Free Sofware: A couple of months ago, the people at my local Road Runner were offering free digital cameras (and the software to go with). So they made an incredibly annoying commercial and decided to show at least two times a show.

Shapiro & Shapiro: "I'm Jim 'The HAMMER!' Shapiro! I'll be your SOB!"


you're lucky. ... in comparison.

there's these two car salesmen for payne motors in south texas who hawk cars like they were the stuff.. they do things they think are funny, like surf fake bluescreened waves, pretend to be cavemen, , have their heads superimposed on different characters from films, etc.. like they've been anywhere, like it's funny when it's not. i think they even pretended to be blown up...
and they do it all...regardless.

i wish they could sell their organs to science sometimes.

and someone came by to collect the next day. just for a sunnier part of the world i live in.
 
alextoon said:
I take it you also watch I Love the 80's. And here's a commercial that makes no sense: the I Love the 70s 1979 comercial where a kid gives a football player a Coke and then the player tosses him some equiptment and then they say "Coke adds life". That's wrong because Coke sort of weakens life and here's why:
Coke has a lot of phosphoric acid in it. That kind of acid attacks through the enamel of the tooth, hence weakening it.


YOU DOUBT MEAN JOE?!?!
 
Obi said:
YOU DOUBT MEAN JOE?!?!
Um, I don't doubt Mean Joe. In fact, I don't even know who he is, unless that football player's him, then I meant what they said at the end in senseless.
 
Desslar said:
I hate the recent TCBY frozen yogurt commercials. They all go something like this:

"62% of Americans are overweight. TCBY has the solution - EAT MORE DESSERT!!"

What??? Does this commercial make any sense to anyone?? First, if I were fat I sure wouldn't want to be reminded of it. And if someone did remind me of it, I'd probably be feeling too depressed to eat dessert. More importantly though, the commercial clearly seems to imply that eating their frozen yogurt will somehow help people lose weight. This is just insultingly stupid.
That means that fat makes them fat, not their delicious mostly fat-free dessert. If there are any Atkins dieters, please hurt me for my last comment.
 
alextoon said:
I take it you also watch I Love the 80's. And here's a commercial that makes no sense: the I Love the 70s 1979 comercial where a kid gives a football player a Coke and then the player tosses him some equiptment and then they say "Coke adds life". That's wrong because Coke sort of weakens life and here's why:
Coke has a lot of phosphoric acid in it. That kind of acid attacks through the enamel of the tooth, hence weakening it.

"Coke Adds Life" was the slogan at the time, but really has nothing to do with the commercial. The football player in the ad was a Pittsburgh Steeler named "Mean" Joe Greene. And apparently, he was really tough on the football field. This commerical showed him as a nice guy. It worked very well. Even if you don't know who Greene is, I think it works, since this little boy is unsure if Mean Joe, his favorite player, will take the Coke. And when he does, he expects nothing in return, but gets Joe's jersey.
 
I can't stand when a company makes two commercials, and they're always aired back-to-back. Pop-Secret's doing it now. Why does this always happen?

Another thing I hate is commercials that have lists ("Dating Tip #57: blah blah blah," "Dating Tip #136, blah blah blah"), because they never make more than two of the commercials. (And they're usually aired back-to-back. ;) )

~B+:
 
Any kid's product/cereal commercial. Like most of 'em on Kids WB.

Most commercials where the adult is the dumb antagonist and the kid is obviously smarter because they "get" it (Apple Jacks, Cinammon Toast Crunch).

The new Barbie commercials. The old ones were bad enough, but now they're trying to give Barbie this hip new look. Even skimpier outfits, trying to look sexy. And in one commercial, there's this guy rapping in the background, and I KNOW I heard him say "I'm down with her [Barbie] and my name ain't Ken." ...wow. And now there's this Cheerleader Barbie. It's disgusting.

Weird candy commercials like Baby Bottle Pop and Ring Pop.

Ring Pop and Verb are having these contests. For Ring Pop's you have to send in a picture of your hand doing something with Ring Pops on it. Verb's is sending in a video of you doing something (really, that's what the contest is). Whenever I see these commercials I want to send in a picture of a hand giving the middle finger surrounded by Ring Pops and a video of someone flopping on a couch and saying "My verb is sitting. Verb. It's what you do." But I won't...

I like the "Johnny Chase" AOL commercial, but I REALLY hope they stop overplaying it. Everyone's gonna get sick of it and start hating on teh anime. Well probably not. But it will get really annoying.

Local

"HHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-JUH!!!!" :p

Mr. Windshield:

[commercial]

Kid: When are you gonna let me drive?
Dad: When you turn 16.
Kid: But Dad, I am 16!
Dad: I'll let you drive when you learn some repsonsibility.

[All of a sudden there's a big crack in the windshield. The kid and dad are outside the car.]

Kid: Don't worry Dad. I'll just call Mr. Windshield.

[Mr. Windshield puts in a new windshield. Dad hands the kid the car keys.]

Dad: Great job son. Now you can drive.

[/commercial]

All of this is terrible, horrific acting. There's also another version with a lady in really tacky clothing getting her windshield broken and singing a song about "Bada Boom, Bada Bing! Call Mr. Windshield!"

Mr. Legal

[song]
"If you've been a bad boy, you know what to do! Gotta call Mr. Legal can't afford NOT to! 1-800-Mr. Legal! (Michael Starkman!) 1-800-Mr. Legal! (Speeding tickets!) 1-800-Mr. LEGAL!!
[/song]
 
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goat said:
The new Barbie commercials. The old ones were bad enough, but now they're trying to give Barbie this hip new look. Even skimpier outfits, trying to look sexy. And in one commercial, there's this guy rapping in the background, and I KNOW I heard him say "I'm down with her [Barbie] and my name ain't Ken." ...wow. And now there's this Cheerleader Barbie. It's disgusting.

"Girl, you're so hot, you need oven mits."

And Barbie says "I know."

Blech, even my friends hate it.
 
alextoon said:
I take it you also watch I Love the 80's.

Yes I do, but I remember that ad (I learned it form watching you, DAD) back when it was new.

kinda sad, ain't it
 
Conekiller said:
kinda sad, ain't it

Nope, not sad at all. It was quick and to the point. But here's a commercial that nearly everyone hates:Skippy Squeese Stick (hey, an illeteration!)If eating peanut butter made me cool, then there would be nearly the whole world lined up at my door just to see me. And (a la Kung Pow) that's a lot of nuts! (I sometimes call people nuts.)
 
alextoon said:
Nope, not sad at all. It was quick and to the point.
No, kinda sad that I remeber the original airing. I'm feleing older by the day (it doens't help that it's my little bro's 9th b-day today. I can't beleive he's 9 already)

the Radio commercials for Trim-spa are irritating, especially he ranting Krazy Kabbie repeating the same stupidity over and over again, I'd try the product if the ads didn't turn me off so mcuh
 
But here's a commercial that nearly everyone hates:Skippy Squeese Stick (hey, an illeteration!)If eating peanut butter made me cool, then there would be nearly the whole world lined up at my door just to see me. And (a la Kung Pow) that's a lot of nuts! (I sometimes call people nuts.)


So...are these things just tubes of peanut butter? And you eat it like Go-Gurt? Just...squeeze it out and swallow? It's ok if some people happen to like straight peanut butter, but to actually sell this stuff...
 
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I hate every Back To School commercial :)
 
I hate how they almost always cut off the beginning of the Office Max "Back to School dance number" commercial. It looks like the employee is staring in to space and then suddenly bursts into song and dance.
 
I don't think there is anything about the OfficeMax back to school commercial that doesn't make me want to staple my throat to the wall.
 
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