Post something random

[jaylop97]

And 100 here we go.

 

[RandomMe]

OOOOH klaydiks kooohl meeh. Aaaahy ki spotto ton guesto misterioso? Heth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth. OOOOOH!
(cuts to a scene with a butcher and Whigfield's Saturday Night playing)
-The Fast Show

 

[JoeMabbon]

Behold, the power of negative thinking:

 

[stephane dumas]

Beware of some old commercials jingles, it might become an earworm stuck in your head like the 1969 Plymouth tagline "Just look what Plymouth up to now" or the more classic "See the USA in your Chevrolet". At least that might be a better earworms then Meow Mix's cat song.

 

[RandomMe]

I was wondering: how can half a person play?

 

[JoeMabbon]

A walk in the forest.

 

[RandomMe]

Nowadays, ,every sporting event has opemonies. They're the opposite of closimonies.

 

[jaylop97]

I have been noticing much more traffic everyday around my house, I just wonder how long do people take to drive to their destination.

 

[Jean74]

I love to workout. And try to do so three or four times a week.

 

[RandomMe]

APE: George, long day tomorrow. Turn off the light.
GEORGE: Mantler turns off evil doer's lights!
APE: Yeah, but after that, he goes to sleep?
GEORGE: Mantler never sleeps!
APE: His roommate must be thrilled.

 

[JoeMabbon]

Sangria Sunrise.

 

[RandomMe]

Legend tells it that Discovery Kids, in Latin America, had Tom and Jerry reading the news live from their house in Dubai.

 

[JoeMabbon]

The Plusitaur.

 

[RandomMe]

Legend tells it that "Estebán Universo" was going to be the Spanish title of Steven Universe, but they changed it because why not.

 

[BagelBaygel]

 

[RandomMe]

Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon
Eat a baguette, then get very large
Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon
Eiffel Tower, omelette du fromage.

FRENCH PHONETIC TRANSCRIPTION:
Cêlà Moune, Cêlà Moune
Ita baguette, den guette veri large
Cêlà Moune, Cêlà Moune
Eiffel Toer, omelette du fromage.

 

[JoeMabbon]

Uncool as ice.

 

[RandomMe]

Vanilla Heat
Heat, heat, baby

 

[jaylop97]

Finally read a book since.... I can't remember the last time I actually read one.

 

[RandomMe]

Mantenato, cette soirée, animation unpopulaire
-bored Chanel 9 announcer, The Fast Show