The Official Brian & Eileen Are Getting Married! Talkback (Spoilers?)

[Keeper]

The 24th! Short notice!

But congratulations and good luck from me and Linda/Babs/SylvesterJr/PenelopeCat!

...who'll be doing the same at some point, but probably somewhere in town here and not Las Vegas. She's got a big family out here.

 

[Storm Eagle]

There's probably nothing I can say that hasn't already been said, but congratulations to Brian and Eileen anyways.

 

[Brian Cruz]

Thanks all for your well wishes! They mean a lot, especially since I'm hardly around here anymore.

And thanks also to the folks generous enough to pick gifts from our registry. Believe it or not, we really needed that can opener! And JLU Season 1 will definitely be perfect honeymoon viewing. But...

Won't somebody please get us the spatulas? We've been spatula-less for so long, and we spent countless hours picking out those multi-colored silicone ones. As the Amazon description says: "Don’t let the soft looks of these pretty pastel spatulas fool you. These sturdy kitchen tools are made of food-grade silicone heads with polypropylene handles. They’re heat-resistant to 650 degrees F, and are stain-proof and dishwasher-safe. Each spatula measures 10 inches long, and is covered by a lifetime warranty."

Did you catch that? These spatulas will last a lifetime! They can withstand intense heat! They're impervious to stains! And best of all, they're food-grade! Try finding that at your local Spatula City. These would be the only spatulas we'd use for the rest of our lives. Someday, 50 years from now, Harley will be baking a cake for our great-grandchildren, and she'll grab one of the spatulas and say, "A dear friend of ours from Toon Zone gave us this spatula as a wedding gift, and they work just as well as they did 50 years ago". Picture that scene in your head. Don't you want to be that dear friend? Give the gift of spatulas today.

 

[sarita]

Congratulations!

Wow, I gotta get me some of those spatulas.

Congratulations!!

You should totally have a pirate-themed wedding.

I think Viking might be a bit more appropriate

I think we need to make a poll. What will their wedding theme be?
(My vote goes for the pirates)

 

[Jave]

Nah, the theme should be Ninjas.

After all, Harley is one.

 

[Keeper]

He liked the spatulas so much, he bought the company.

And no, no, no... It's Vikings, people. Definitely Vikings. If you think otherwise, you haven't seen the picture.

 

[Ghostbuster Man]

CONGRADULATIONS! May you spend the rest of your lives with love and hope!

 

[Chris Wood]

Give the gift of spatulas today.

Hmm, I don't know. Usually you want to work up to blunt instruments later in the marriage.

 

[Kury Wagner]

Hmm, I don't know. Usually you want to work up to blunt instruments later in the marriage.

Yeah, for Brian's safety, maybe people should avoid harmful objects...

 

[HellCat]

Congratulations. Here's wishing you both the best.

 

[Juu-kuchi]

Indeed. Congratulations to both of you.

 

[Joe Wagner]

Congrats to both of you Brian and Eileen. I hope that you have a long and happy life together. As was mentioned to my wife and I during our honeymoon, I offer you a Bulgarian saying - "First year marriage, second year children."

Congrats again.

-Joe!

 

[Deadman]

congratulations you 2.

 

[Zero Kagayaki]

congratulations, guys have fun

 

[Jon Cooke]

It's about time!
Seriously, congrats you two!!

Just make sure the bride isn't a wascally wabbit before you walk down the aisle. I'd hate to see another wedding end like this one did...

 

[Christopher Glennon]

And JLU Season 1 will definitely be perfect honeymoon viewing.

You guys are so awesome. I wish you both the best and many years of happiness!

 

[asphaltviking64]

Well I haven't been around here that long but

make sure that this never ever happens

PS: hope they have a sense of humor

 

[neosuperblissey]

My congratulations!

Omedeto gozaimasu (Congratulations), you two. From what I read in the announcement, it's about frakking time you are gettin' hitched!

 

[Bleu Unicorn]

Congratulations to you both!

 

[Joe Tully]

About damn time!

Congrats to the both of you. This brought a smile to my face.