Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[DianaGohan]

Yes I can, but I have to take a few breathes inbetween.

Are you on my side?

 

[Morpheus]

That depends if you are on the left or right side of the street.

If Diana and falcon had a child, what would it look like?

 

[Sora Takenouchi]

The love child of Gohan and the Blue Falcon. Don't ever have children guys!


How can you have any pudding, if you haven't had your meat?

 

[Jaguar]

YOU CAN'T. NOW GET BACK IN THE PLAYHOUSE.


Is this the scariest thing you've ever seen?

 

[Alex Toon]

No, my sister is the scariest thing I've ever seen.
Can I shake you all night long?

How can you have any pudding, if you haven't had your meat?

I'm sorry, sir. I'm already eating my pudding. Goodbye!

 

[DianaGohan]

Sorry, that's Blue Falcon's job

Why must the good get hit on the head?

 

[Anime Guy]

Because they're unlucky.

Do you want a hydrolic penis?

 

[Tanooki]

i don't need one

do you think number 2 pencils are over-rated?

Falcon

 

[Zombies8MDingo]

Yes, it's all hyped up by the pencil companies in the war against pens.

What on earth did the first person to eat an egg think he/she was doing??

 

[Eddie G.]

Dancing.

Isn't it amazing, this is my 999th post!?

 

[Anime Guy]

Yeah. And you made it to 1000. It only took one more post, but you made it. Great job!

Isn't it amazing that this is my 900th post?

 

[Tanooki]

no. not really. i had that many posts within my first month...i think...

is this disease contagious?

Falcon

 

[Anime Guy]

Nope. You quarantined it be not posting about how many posts you have.

Is anyone else sad?

 

[Youko Recca]

As sad as this guy can get -->

How many times does Yusuke die?

 

[Alex Toon]

'Bout as many times as you can think of.
Did you ever lose on Jeopardy,baby? Oooooooooooh.

 

[anime_babe]

I NEVER lose.

So, how did the translation for Rockman become Megaman when it came to America?

 

[Jaguar]

Because ROCKS ARE EVIL! EVIL I TELL YOU!

Don't you remember you told me you loved me, baby?

 

[anime_babe]

I believe I said no such thing.

What is on your holiday wish list this year?

 

[Sora Takenouchi]

Major stuffage.


Who's the ghost with the most?

 

[Trogdor]

SPAAAAAACE GHOOOOOOST!!!

Why is it that nowadays, what we call music is some good-looking, Christless moron standing up on stage singing about killing your family and shooting cops?


Yes, I know someone already answered it, but I have to answer this one:

What is on your holiday wish list this year?

A statue of a lady with a clock, where her stomach ought to BEEEEEE!
And all that other stuff, and a Japanese transistor radio!
It has this long thing with one end you can stick in your ear, and the other end you can't stick anywhere because it's bent.

If you've ever heard "The Twelve Gifts of Christmas," you'd get that.