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[RandomMe]

Another best-selling new book: how to get rid of evil shadows.

 

[jaylop97]

I saw that once and it is now split.

 

[Spacething7474]

How too make perfect food. STEP 1: mess around with items. STEP 2: burn down place. STEP 3: go to fast food drive-thru.

 

[Gatordragon]

You call that a hit? This isn't the first time I've bled internally!

 

[superkeegan9100]

"SURPRISE, IT'S HELL ON EARTH, IT'S BOUNCING SUICIDAL FRUIT AND SPATULA NECKST!!!"

 

[jaylop97]

Its all a call.

 

[Gatordragon]

Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated as just "EU"

 

[Gatordragon]

Beware the ghostly Black Dog, for it seals the fate f those who gaze upon it.

 

[jaylop97]

A waiter never waits, they usually are as active as can be.

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[superkeegan9100]

Some people just don't respect a good sketch comedy show anymore.

 

[RandomMe]

Sixty-five, seventy-six.

 

[superkeegan9100]

Oops, my crash crashed. I lost my crash, and I had a crash.

 

[RandomMe]

O antivírus não é suficiente.

 

[Copaci]

O antivírus não é suficiente.

Translated: The antivirus is not enough.

 

[superkeegan9100]

Translated: The antivirus is not enough.

You need Crash. World's only crash with crash software. Think beyond crash. Think Crash.

 

[Gatordragon]

Lift too hard, you'll get the tyranno-sore arms.

 

[JoeMabbon]

"Using something so powerful to bring the dead back to life. Such a startling lack of ambition..."

 

[Gatordragon]

Hang in there, boyo! We sort of believe in you!

 

[jaylop97]

Think ahead of time before you get outsmarted by an old thought.

 

[Gatordragon]

TIMMEH!